Who’s your grandaddy? This 150-year-old bar is filled with guys old enough to have seen Hailey’s Comet more than once, but if you don’t mind a few wrinkles and gray hairs, you’ll actually enjoy this old relic. A drink menu that consists of two beer choices: McSorley’s Light and McSorley’s Dark makes it easy for Gramps to remember what he ordered. McSorleys floor sports a carpet of sawdust and the kitchen whips up boiled ham, burgers, and French fries all day long. On the weekend nights the line to get in can stretch down the block, so hit this time warp while its still daylight. Who cares if youre buzzed by sundown? Two beers for $4 equates to meeting the locals. —Sheckys