Finally someone%u2019s brought some sex to the Upper West Side. Who cares if you don%u2019t have game? Loft%u2019s chocolate-colored walls, flickering candles, and velvet banquettes practically do the seducing for you. Sidle up to the stunning brass bar and pick your poison (you might need some liquid courage to engage the scenester crowd) The low-lying lounges seem built for intimate conversation, and the bi-level space offers two different dining areas: Upstairs you can marvel at the open kitchen while the cozy downstairs area practically screams romance. (The restrooms alone would make a Queer Eye cry.) Sleek as any supermodel, it%u2019s easy to assume that Loft is all style and no substance, but chef Micah Maughan (Spice Market) aims to please and scores big time. —Sheckys